You know, like in the "Corrections" section of a newspaper.
In "Inside The Monster Ball: Lady Gaga Reveals Plans for Ambitious New Tour" (Rolling Stone, Oct. 26, 2009), the singer was incorrectly quoted as saying, "The design of the [tour] is very, very forward, very, very innovative." The correct quote is: "The design of the [tour] is very, very, very forward, very, very, very innovative." We regret the error.
Due to space constraints, in the article "Ex-Oasis frontman Liam Gallagher to start a new band" (NME, October 26, 2009), the singer was cut off by the interviewer. The singer has requested that the entire interview be printed on our website. To the question, "Do you miss Oasis?" Gallagher responded, "I'm always going to miss Oasis. It was my fucking thing, you know what I mean? It's who I am. But it's only a name. [Begin redacted section.] I mean, who the fuck came up with that name? Who the - FUCK. Did you fucking do this? [gestures to used tea bag on coffee table] FUCK THE FUCKING GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE." We regret the demise of print media.
Due to a printer error, an article on the rehearsals for Chris Brown's new music video, "Watch Chris Brown Rehearse for Powerhouse Concert," (MTV.com, October 26, 2009) featured the following unedited paragraph:
"Throughout rehearsals, a yellow Bumblebee mask from the "Transformers" movies sat on a desk nearby. As "Transform Ya" began to play, Brown and his dancers stood in a straight line, their heads bowed. A line from 2007's "Tranformers," delivered by Optimus Prime, played over the speakers: "They're a young species. They have much to learn."The correct paragraph should read:
"Throughout rehearsals, a bumblebee swarmed around the room. Brown and his dancers stood very, very still. As "Transform Ya" began to play, Brown began to cry. It was unclear whether he was crying about the bumblebee or his violent victimization of his now ex-girlfriend. Brown and the other dancers bowed their heads. The bumblebee approached Brown from behind, landing on the middle of the back of his neck on his topmost vertebra. Brown, not realizing that the sting of the bumblebee is mild and uneventful and that the bumblebee is a troubled species, began to scream, retrieved a toy Transformer from his backpack, and swatted at the bee until it was weakened into submission, lying on its back on the floor of the dance studio. The CD of "Transform Ya" started to skip. Brown brought one limited-edition Nike sneaker down upon the bumblebee and killed it. "They're a primitive species," Brown declared to his backup dancers, several of whom appeared distraught by the incident. "They have much to learn."Due to an editing oversight, "U2's 360 Tour Returns to U.S. in June!" (Spin, October 26, 2009) incorrectly featured an exclamation point and other uses of hyperbole, including a description of the band as "the gang" and a play on the name of the band's latest album ("There's no horizon in sight.") We regret U2.
