Conan O'Brien, on working at Wilsons House of Suede and Leather:
"What was worse, I was mostly working a desk job at Wilsons. So it wasn't even getting to handle the amazing suede merchandise. I was mostly at a desk. I was the male secretary to this hot woman who used to come to work wearing a miniskirt and white cowboy boots. And I was her assistant. It was like a bad porno. "Conan, can you come in here for a minute? I need you to help me clean out my pipes," or something. Never happened. I used to play guitar music just to see if I could get her in the mood. But no, nothing ever happened.
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